This week is going to express my desire of focus, professional craftsmanship, and breadth of knowledge - by this I mean this is going to be an incredibly short blog about aspects of campus, with little actual writing skill involved. Now that I have set such a wonderful picture, relax and enjoy!
Two random subjects:
Intramural Sports: Are a big deal here. A GREAT (notice how GREAT looks when I write it in caps!) example of this is broomball. Broomball is awesome. I love it; Miami University loves it. It is hockey without grace or skates (seriously, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPfhYxkdTcQ it if you do not believe me). It also may be the most fiercely competitive intramural sport on campus. There are regular occurrences between good teams to have multiple penalties per side in a single game. In fact, I have taken part in games where people have ACTUALLY (I love caps) been in fistfights over calls. Now, we Americans make fun of Canadians about a lot of (true) things, but one thing that cannot be solely attributed to our friendly Canucks is ice rage. I have had it and so have many others who have played broomball. And it is understandable because darn it (notice the censorship) I want to win! But to wrap-up the first part of my random topics I feel there are two recommendations I offer you, Audience, my Audience: Do not get too worked up over intramurals. The referees get paid terribly and it is not worth it. Second, when looking for things to do on campus, check out some intramural sports you would never have thought of (ultimate Frisbee, Frolfing, handball, etc.). For further exploration here is a link for all the options of intramurals at Miami:
http://www.units.muohio.edu/rsp/recsports/intramurals/
Greek Life: is also a big deal here. Miami is known for having started something like three different fraternities on campus and has more Greek organizations then there are Greek letter combinations – there is little exaggeration there. But before getting too caught up in the freshman Greek rush, I recommend to each incoming freshman that they seriously ruminate (50 cent word of the day!) over whether or not Greek life is for them. I say this for two reasons: first, to assert ambivalence towards Greek life and second, to show there is some pressure to join the innumerable Greek organizations. To address the first, I am not Greek nor do I support the Greek system (mostly the fraternities that do not let pledges sleep for a week… Yeah, I went there). At the same time, I know MANY MANY MANY (51% of campus) MANY people who are involved in Greek life and love it. As such, I realize there is a large desire for social community and paid friendships (just kidding) at Miami. So please, do not let my cynicism disrupt your interest in the Greek system (hence my desire for ambivalence). The second issue I want to address is pressure; there is A LOT of pressure for freshman to join a Greek organization. Not to overuse caps lock, but YOU DO NOT HAVE TO JOIN a Greek organization. “Wait. Wait. Let me repeat that. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO JOIN A GREEK ORGANIZATION.” Truly, some people make it four years without Greek life of any kind. A major desire for freshman, I feel, is the want to be part of something bigger– and the answer is that there are many organizations that can help you accomplish that or any other goals you desire here at Miami. The campus is diverse enough that you should not feel pressured to join Greek life, so absolutely explore the possibilities of many different new ideas. If Greek Life is your thing, then do it. If not, join Club Broomball and travel to Minnesota with me!
Side Note: This blog is not meant to offend our northern friends nor the brothers and sisters of Miami; this is simply a humoristic evaluation of some aspects of Miami. Sorry to offend (if I did).
And that is all I have for this week! As always, “This is Johnny Rhythm saying ‘Goodnight and God bless!’” –John Lennon